my girl keeps threatenin with punches
hittin me in bunches
cause i'm so sweet and scrupmtious
like a kitty or a puppy
you just wanna kick em in the tummy
they're so cute and fuzzy
it's hard to resist
not making a fist
for my girl, she wants to punch me just because i exist
her hands are small like an egg mcmuffin
and every 5 minutes she's telling me something like
don't get punched
don't get punched
i gotta watch my back y'all
you know why?
her favorite song by me says:
"punch em in the eye"
she'll even punch me in my sleep
i know cause she told me
she put melatonin in my macaroni
i got the bruises to prove it
she blast music
so her roommates can't hear when she do it
i feel like a stunt double
but at least i get a warning when i'm gettin in trouble
she says
don't get punched
don't get punched
i never get punched
i never get punched
whoa oooh whoa
i never get punched