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STOIC AND COWBOYESQUE

by Juan Huevos (J Waves)

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1.
Low Low (free) 02:02
say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say spew warlords so militant my report card - so diligent we vanguard for having things go so hard for the little things fuck you hard cause i don't know how to do anything slow all that they say is "you'll see" (rawr rawr rawr) so juicy fuck you please - computes me screw you tease - don't do me oh no no no let's go so so low low low low i don't understand can you say that again? i don't understand can you say that again? i don't understand can you say that again? i don't know i think i missed the point really oh i don't know now can you say that again? i don't know, i don't understand say again? come again come again please come again so so so so low low let's try this - oh never mind you'll like this - it's a landmine watch first step, it's a mother fuck you need A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE last year i paid for the taxi worst fear is when ripper jacks me go for your jugular solo so low so so low low
2.
Don't Get Punched (free) 02:08
don't get punched don't get punched my girl keeps threatenin with punches hittin me in bunches cause i'm so sweet and scrupmtious like a kitty or a puppy you just wanna kick em in the tummy they're so cute and fuzzy it's hard to resist not making a fist for my girl, she wants to punch me just because i exist her hands are small like an egg mcmuffin and every 5 minutes she's telling me something like don't get punched don't get punched i gotta watch my back y'all you know why? her favorite song by me says: "punch em in the eye" she'll even punch me in my sleep i know cause she told me she put melatonin in my macaroni i got the bruises to prove it she blast music so her roommates can't hear when she do it i feel like a stunt double but at least i get a warning when i'm gettin in trouble she says don't get punched don't get punched i never get punched i never get punched whoa oooh whoa i never get punched
3.
UDALICK (free) 03:08
is that a bike lane? driving's such a pain i ride bikes too i'm in a hurry dude i got somewhere to be my girlie's calling me this one goes out to you though i'm sayin ... my girl yo you're my girl right? baby doll you push the shopping cart lovely little lady, my frosted poppin tart ooooooh i'm such a little fuzzy butt buy myself time by asking what the question was (repeat) golly gee, its the rap attack i'm more stacked than a 24-pack of big macs and when it's 2 for 2 at mickey d's probably eat more burgers than you i'm not endorsin i'm just sportin a really heavyweight appetite (uh) and you look so delicious there's pasta bubblin on the stove tonight! baby girl you cook the scrambled eggs i'll eat 3 or 4 cause i can handle it ooooooh i'm on ya like a shakedown everybody clap your hands here comes the breakdown CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP is that a strong drink? i need a long think booze is hella tough it really sucks me up we all like to sip we all like to trip i'd rather settle it with friday morning lips it's so easy to get mad at you but i won't though cause the more i know what makes you tick what makes you sick i can dig that girl you the lick (repeat)
4.
Door Test Interlude (free) 00:53
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Door Test (free) 01:43
squeezing on your thighs and grabbing on your tits while you drive might not make you feel good but at least you know you're alive you wore a helmet inside i wanna know your design you're a queen who's descended from a long, regal line i read your mind and i know how to turn on your lights i was still married on the day that you came in my life i let you in and i was hoping you would even the score but you didn't lean over to unlock my door
6.
Swatch Watch (free) 02:03
wanna come see me perform but you don't care wanna talk to men in uniform while i'm standing there smoke a cigarette and complain while i cut your hair walk around talking on the phone in your underwear i say i gotta go but you make me stay i'm not a tiger anymore i need to run away i don't even know if this is what i wanna say gettin drunk is not enough it always has to end this way i keep fuckin up i keep fuckin up fuck it! (repeat)

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all songs written, produced, and recorded by Juan Huevos

bass on "Door Test" by Shane Hartman

mastered by Nick Petersen

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released July 7, 2011

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